too much coke, must slow down

I finally know where I'm rooming next year. Thank god. Seriously, Yale housing is quite possibly the dumbest thing ever concieved. Sextets? Are you kidding? My own room mates are kind of back to feuding over it. Oh dear _{I probably shouldn't admit to revelling in it}. However, in order to cheer myself up I have avoided my homework and spent all my time doing this...



( Everybody needs a little ridiculousness in the form of a mix. )

And I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life, SO YOU MUST ALL READ IT IN ITS ENTIRETY. THAT'S RIGHT, SCROLL BACK UP.