Well, mostly I want my uterus to stop trying to self-destruct, but math problems would be maddening. I probably couldn't write it because I can't add. I'd attempt to write it and then some asshole would be like, THE CORRECTIONS THAT JARED MADE TO JENSEN'S MATH ARE WRONG, STUPID! JARED WAS A PRESIDENTIAL SCHOLAR! HE'D NEVER MAKE THAT MISTAKE! UR STUPID AND U END YOUR FICS TOO EARLY!