I need a favor

[sweetprince]

AHAH, you clicked it. Okay, well I need a favor so that I can officially finish my Sophomore year of college. In my sociolinguistics class we're ending the year with studies, and we're trying to figure out if there's a difference in speech in how women talk about sex and masturbation. Most of these questions, unfortunately, are not ideal for regression, but we're still curious.

IF YOU ANSWER IT (PLEASE, PLEASE DO, I'VE ALREADY POLLED MY CLASSMATES BUT THEY'RE A VERY SPECIFIC SAMPLE), I WILL WRITE A DIRTY-HOT-WRONG MASTURBATION SEQUENCE INTO MY PREP SCHOOL AU, AND GET TWIN TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YET, BUT SHE'LL DO IT.

[Poll #1185744]

I'll write a really embarrassing fan letter to Jensen on how much his lips hook me in and how much I love wincest and how much I imagine him and Jared doing it every day of the week, if you don't answer this poll, I SWEAR it!

Also, if you know anybody else who's curious about this sort of thing, PLEASE link to this. I promise that once I've done the models, I'll publish the results on here.

ETA: OHMYGOD, you guys are so awesome. This is such a huge number of responses, I can't even begin to thank you.

Comments

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Talking about masturbation? Not embarrassing.

Admitting to sustaining a masturbation-related injury? That's a different story.

:D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

OH MAN, I HAVE THE BEST STORY EVER. So I was researching gun related death about a year ago, and I like, misread the meta tags on a search I was doing, and I wound up with GORY SEX INJURIES, and my favorite? This guy dumped his girl friend, but he realized he was really lonely, and she'd left this vase over, and I don't know why he went from VASE OF GIRLFRIEND to SEXTOY, but some how his brain made the leap and so he started thrusting away, and was all happy about it. And he thought, "Hmm, if I have a little lube this'll be even better."

So he got the lube and it allowed him to slip further in, and suddenly he was putting to much weight on the vase, and it BROKE. And partially severed his penis. Imagine having to explain that to a doctor.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Hoooooly crap. o___O

OK, now I don't feel *so* bad :D

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Okay, what happened to you, I want to know now!

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Um. Last year, I'm on my belly on a really soft couch and the cushions shift, trapping my arm under me and pulling my shoulder out of the socket. OW. Explaining that shit to the doctor (and later the x-ray tech) without getting too specific was really awkward. Also, my friend AJ totally guessed what had happened. *pinkface*

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Oh that doesn't sound too bad. I mean painful, but like that wasn't out of your stupidity at all, that just HAPPENED.

[hkath.livejournal.com]

Hehe, yeah. At least I didn't... stick anything... anywhere.

[dark-reaction.livejournal.com]

Well, hey, that can be fun too.