OH MAN, I HAVE THE BEST STORY EVER. So I was researching gun related death about a year ago, and I like, misread the meta tags on a search I was doing, and I wound up with GORY SEX INJURIES, and my favorite? This guy dumped his girl friend, but he realized he was really lonely, and she'd left this vase over, and I don't know why he went from VASE OF GIRLFRIEND to SEXTOY, but some how his brain made the leap and so he started thrusting away, and was all happy about it. And he thought, "Hmm, if I have a little lube this'll be even better."

So he got the lube and it allowed him to slip further in, and suddenly he was putting to much weight on the vase, and it BROKE. And partially severed his penis. Imagine having to explain that to a doctor.