Well, I didn't say it wasn't fucked up! Idk, the idea of a LOTR crossover just makes me laugh uncontrollably. I mean, Dean would listen to about 25 seconds worth of Gandalf's explanations, if that, before he shoved Sam in the car and drove right up to the gates of Mordor. No Moria, no marshes, no Shelob. He'd probably insult the orcs for their ambient fugliness, mock Barad Dur for its general ostentatiousness, and bemoan not being able to sing "Fifteen birds... in five fir trees" because he was in the wrong book. I wouldn't be able to deal with it.