Sing it, Sister! I hate it when people try to tell me the movies I want to see are crappy. Especially when I already kinda know it and want to go anyways. Besides, reviewers obviously don't appreciate the art and subtlety that goes into crafting the tweener rom-coms I get all excited about.

And I had not even heard of "Never Back Down" until I heard someone pan it on the radio. All the words they were using to make it sound horrible only made it sound brilliant to my ears. Shirtless, sweaty boys throwing down at some kind of rec center. Street toughs with hearts of gold who are misunderstood. All they would need to do for that film to be perfect would be to break into song and dance.