This goes into shame territory

[sweetprince]

I decided to make a fic sticky last night, because I was, for lack of a better word, incredibly bored. Oh my god, I was going back through the fics I first wrote in this fandom. All I can tell you, HORRIFYING. I'm so embarrassed. I want to take them out of my memories so no one will ever see them again.

One story involves Jared getting accidentally drugged by Mike and then kind of attacking Jensen on his foyer, it puts wonderful ideas into their head, and after a short period of moping, there is sex in the rain, pressed up against a car.

Another involves Jared refusing to swim in a lake, then getting tossed in the lake by the merry pranksters, then going to swim somewhere else, Jensen follows, sex ensues, there is possible mention that Mike Rosenbaum might be taping it.

And there is the story where Sam gets annoyed with Dean so he gives him a handjob underneath the table, and Dean, of course, acts all weird when he's talking to a girl in the throes of the handjob, and she thinks he's retarded. Sam is satisfied.

Don't even get me started on the Star Wars crossover I wrote for a friend. JUST, NOT A GOOD IDEA.

So er, if it it suddenly looks like I've written several less stories than I have, THIS MAY BE BECAUSE SOME PURGING WAS INVOLVED, AND IF EVER THESE HORROR STORIES COME UP ON THE DEMON AGENT spnstoryfinders YOU ARE TO TELL THE PERSON THEY HALLUCINATED THE ENTIRE THING!