I love Wilde quite a bit as well - I don't have the complete works anymore, they were one of my big losses in my last move, but I do have the pages on Project Gutenberg bookmarked, and am slowly replacing with those little Penguin editions :)
I could sit here and quote this back and forth with you pretty much all day, seriously. It's one of my favorite plays, and I know it more or less inside out. So, stop me whenever, but until then -

Me, sir! What has it to do with me? You can hardly imagine that I and Lord Bracknell would dream of allowing our only daughter - a girl brought up with the utmost care - to marry into a cloak-room, and form an alliance with a parcel?