I would strongly advise you, Mr. Winchester, to try and acquire some relations as soon as possible, and to make a definite effort to produce at any rate one parent, of either sex, before the season is quite over.

(although technically in your paradigm Sam is as much Cecily as he is Ernest :D)
YOU TOTALLY GAVE ME THE IDEAL OPPORTUNITY TO USE MY MISS PRISM ICON! AND YOU DREW REGENCY BOYS! AND YOU WANT SAMMY TO BE FOUND IN THE CLOAK ROOM AT VICTORIA STATION (the line is immaterial). I COULD LOVE YOU MORE, BUT I MIGHT EXPLODE IF I DID!