Clearly what you should do right now, is pay attention to me and not Big Bang. My j2_everafter is unfinished and frustrating me. I want to write something small and light. Prompts anyone (for any fandom I'm in, goes without saying).

The last time I did a prompt fest, I didn't get to all the requests (although, ifyouweremine, your prompt is actually part of a larger story that is going to be written, same with jenadamson). And I've realized it's because I'm not very good at domestic/schmoop/pwp one-offs. I used to write those back in the early days of SPN fandom, and you will notice, they simply aren't very good. I have no illusions about this. I'm a little high concept, when it comes to writing fic.

I got to dev_earl's prompt about Jared meeting the Ackles Clan, and found myself cackling and turning Jensen into a Scottish Thane of the Clan Ackles, with Jared as a Cistercian monk at Furness Abbey near the Scottish border that Jensen abducts for security purposes, and then introduces to the ways of *ahem* love. You will not believe the amount of research that went into this.

( Excerpt of Crazy Cistercian Monk!Jared that will never get written. )

Yes, that is my point. SO! Now that I find myself once again at a loose ends when it comes to what to write and who to write about, I'm asking you to supply me with prompts. I'll take as many as you'll offer, but get this, it has to be fandom/fic cliches. Your favorites--pretending to be gay, getting locked in a small space, genderswap, high school fic, hooker fic, age fuckery, I don't know, whatever. High concept is the name of the game! Any fandom that I've written before or listed in the last prompt fest or my profile is fair game. Just know that I don't really do het. Because I am a terrible person. Although I'm open to crazy RPS pairings.

Title: Burn Up the Weight of the Air
Author: dark_reaction
Pairing: Jack/David
Word Count: 1,464
Rating: Hard R
Summary: Jack and David go to the quiet of the theater to escape the heat.
Notes: This was written for ignited's prompt: Newsies, Jack/David, Theater. Hopefully she likes the direction I took it in. Anyway, that's another one down. I have a Eureka and a Firefly prompt on the way.

( David shrugged and wondered what Jack would do if he brushed his hair back off his forehead, but was saved from finding out when Jack blew it out of his eyes. )

Title: Writing To Reach You
Author: dark_reaction
Pairing: J2
Word Count: 1,509
Rating: R for language of a sexual nature
Summary: Jared and Jensen start communicating via e-mail back during Season One
Notes: This was written for wendy's prompt: j2, loveletters. Originally I intended this fic to be this grand old period thing with Jared off at war (bet you can't guess which) and Jensen waiting for him to return home, and maybe that'll get written someday, but in the mean time, it's a little silly. Thanks go out to katomyte who indirectly inspired me when we started pretending to be Sam and Dean writing hate mail to each other.

( Asshole and other terms of endearment )