Explain to me, because I can't figure it out

Oh life, try not to come tumbling down on me okay?

So, this girl walks into a bar...

My mom is making me get my motorcycle license. Um, what? I went with her to go look at some Vespas today. There was one I really liked, but it was out of her price range. I always forget how nice Burlingame is.

I have to go back to work tomorrow. But I think it's going to be my last day. We'll see. I have Wednesday off even so.